I wrote this 55 last week, and what a perfect day to post it, with a Happy rewritten Ending, as former Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry at last surrenders to the inevitable and goes back to make life in Texas hell, instead of persisting in his bid to do so for the entire country.
An Unfortunate Happening On the Stump
I don’t know why
you came today
I only wish
you'd go away,
you came today
I only wish
you'd go away,
hair pouffed-up
in 'Statesman Grey;'
when your jaw moves
--instant replay.
Now it seems
my wish I'll get
you're finished, smoked
as a cigarette.
Your botoxed eyes
can't express dismay
but they weep--for the money
you just threw away.
in 'Statesman Grey;'
when your jaw moves
--instant replay.
Now it seems
my wish I'll get
you're finished, smoked
as a cigarette.
Your botoxed eyes
can't express dismay
but they weep--for the money
you just threw away.
January 2012
Biting Political Analysis for the G-Man
Image courtesy Pundit Kitchen, at I can has cheezburger?


