Bumper Stickers I Have Known
A broadside
Driving along,
I suddenly see
in the middle of the road
an honest politician
and
slide to a halt, because
I brake for hallucinations
Signs all over
the neighborhood
sprouting like toxic mushrooms
the day before the elections
for every position from
assistant clerk to congressman
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be
without sponges?
Watching the debates
glassy-eyed at the onslaught
of uncut absurdity lightly mixed
with manipulation and tossed
in a dressing of lies,
I seem to hear someone say
You’re just jealous because the
voices only talk to ME!
Can we take your vote,
ignore every reason you
gave it to us,
vacillate and compromise,
walk away from change
anyone
could believe in,
then ask for it again?
Yes, We Can.
Because
There are only two kinds of Republicans:
Millionaires and Suckers.
Meanwhile
I put my head
in my hands
and sigh,
If assholes could fly
this place would be an airport.
October 2011
Posted for Poetics at dVerse Poets Pub
Brian Miller has been inspired by the concept of bumper sticker poetry this week, and is sharing it with the world. If you can jot down a bumper sticker's worth of thoughts, come join us.
Notes: A broadside is defined by dictionary .com as "any strong or comprehensive attack, as by criticism."
Obviously this isn't really much of a poem, but hopefully it's good for a laugh. Text in bold is derived from bumper stickers--that is, I didn't make it up to offend anyone. I've chosen to put them in a political context, and have removed some of the offensive content I originally came up with, but hopefully left enough to still tick somebody off, because I certainly am every time I think about the current state of our polity.

