Monday's child consumes her face,
Tuesday's child is lost in space.
Wednesday's child's not what he seems,
Thursday's child's a drug that dreams.
Friday's child works hard for her money
so Saturday's child can steal it on Sunday.
And the child that's born on Black Sabbath day
buys the blind bride a ring, then walks away.
Banker, oilman, Blackwater sniper
dance before the unpaid piper.
posted for real toads
Optional Musical Accompaniment
Image by Edward Gorey, via the internet
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